How to become a Citizen.

Application page.

section A

Do you agree to follow the Economic Fairness Act(below)? Y/N

Xantherian citizenship is an application in witch you copy paste the form into the box that says message and fill in your answers.

 

partial citizenship

section B

1: where do you hail from?

 

2: how do you hail people?

 

 

yes or no(below)

3: Do you have affiliations with bad guys? if so skip to 6&7 then come back to 4 after following the process for 6&7.

 

4: Are you afraid of poison ivy?

 

5: Did I leave the garden hose in the pool again(the answer how should i know also counts here)?

 

6: Do you have any terror group affiliations? if yes answer 7A

 

7: Do you have any league of doom/extraterrestrial/cartel/street/protest/motorcycle/terror/dr evil/drug market people/warlord diamond hunter/bad guy affiliations?

 

7A: If yes please explain what affiliations AND explain why you still think you should be a citizen AND why you think we would even consider letting you in?

 

7b: If no ignore 7A and skip to 8

 

8: Are you a fan of having your favorite snack and soda during holidays? we have a holiday dedicated to having your favorite snack and soda is why we ask.

 

9: Do you love fun new holidays to celebrate and honor?

 

10: Will you help spread the word of
Xanthera's anti drinking and driving program "Drive Safe, Drive Smart, Drive Alive?"

 

11: Do you promise to have all safety requirements on your OHV, Off-road not street legal recreational small engine vehicle multi tandem trailer including all the flood requirements that have inspected and approved in case you are flooded out and promise to keep your vehicle in Xantherian property line(borders)?

 

12: When pulling 3 or more trailers do you promise to have an oversize load banner showing as well as your coast guard approved life preserver on and coast guard approved marine flare gun handy in-case of random floods out of no where during dry spells?

 

13: Do you promise to uphold honor and respect all Xantherian traditions and Regulations?

 

14: do you promise to obey all N.C.E. Spieeetsnazzi and Politizia.

 

15: Do you identify as part species(includes Therian, pup, and feral)? if yes see 15A, B, C, D, F

 

15A: What animal do you identify as?

 

15B: Is this a recognized animal identified by the United States Federal Bureau of Hidden Creatures or any mythological creature association(werewolf, unicorn, etc.) if yes explain?

 

15C: Is this a regular recognized animal(timber wolf, grizzley bear, etc) if no explain?

 

15D: Are you part of a Furry association/group(non adult/you can list adult groups if you want but any 18+ groups are optional on weather you list them or not this question will not affect anything on your application.) all answers are kept private.

warning all applicants must answer next question 15F must not be skipped

 

15F: Do you promise to go ahead and not discriminate against or be bias against any and all people and persons with part animal Ethnicity and promise to respect their part animal ethnicity to the best of your ability??

half citizenship

(will require dual status and 1 month of partial citizenship)

section C

16: What country do you hail from again?

 

17: During half citizenship we will consider you dual citizenship with us and the land you hail from is this acceptable?

 

18: Margarita? you deserve it you came this far bro

 

19: Want some pot its our national plant?

 

20: Dude can you drive stick-shift?

 

21: Can you handle the triple whopper plain with cheese add cheese from burger king and a large hash-brown?

 

22: Can you play corn-hole/bocce/croquet/paintball/air-soft?

 

23: Can you play darts/pool/21/blackjack/5 card stud/magic the gathering?

full citizenship

required 3 months of half citizenship

(3 year mandatory service in spieeetsnazzi or politizia)

section d

24: "Surprise this isn't a question head on over to 25 ol' chap"

 

25: Do you like moonshine even though we don't encourage drinking in any manner?

 

26: "Come on you can be honest I promise I wont tell Umbreon even though he does it too" "shut up Espeon lol" "ill tell them where you drink it too if u tell me to shut up again?"

 

Yes or no or

 

GRRR I don't even know what I'm agreeing to!!!!!!

You both are being ridiculous quit being too random while I'm trying to join!!!!!!!!!

seriously there is no wrong answer on this one i don't even know the answer:)   ) ie just have fun with this question. 

 

27: do you like to build stuff with 2x4s and call anything makeshift and cheap "2 by 4 technology"?

 

28: I forgot did you know any bad guys you would say your affiliated with any wee ones at all? if so see #6. #7 and #7A.

 

government mandatory break: man  thank goodness it feels good to stretch don't forget to have a sip of shine

 

"see i told you umbreon drinks it"

 

shut up espeon

 

"he drinks it on the back porch and gets it from Phillips 66"

 

"espeon i told you to shut up now look what u did i spilled my coke a cola get back here i'ma kick your ass"

 

29: Who is the only person who can roundhouse kick a dairy queen and turn it into a burger king?

 

militaraz

spieeetsnazzi/politizia application

 

full citizenship required!!!! if your not a full citizen stop here and turn in application!!!!!!!!!!!

section e

30: Witch are you applying for?

Spieeetsnazzi,

Politizia,

Nomadation Customs Enforcement,

Xantherian Undercover Specialist Division(requires 1 year previous service)

Commanders and Presidents Protective Services(C.A.P.P.S.)(requires 1 year previous service)

(personal preference does not guarantee witch u will make it in if you do make it)

 

31: Do you want to carry anything to defend yourself?(yes or no if no its not a problem we have spieeetsnazzi/Politizia positions that accommodate such an answer)

 

32: Do you promise to love your life as much as possible while loving everyone around you and only do things to help the community you live around as a whole like helping repave roads or adopting highways or building free public library stands in your local areas and stocking them?

 

33: Do you promise and pledge your allegiance to any and all border brothers as you would with Xanthera?

 

34: Do you promise to respect our border brothers by taking your hat off and standing during their national anthem?

 

35: Do you promise to show good faith in everyone around you all humanity and life itself and make everyone around you feel as welcome as family

 

36: Do you promise to respect all border brother patrols and honor their authority with obedience? if no see 6&7&7A

 

37: Do you promise to listen to tons and tons of skillet songs and other cool rock songs by fall out boy and other bands?

 

38: In our rank system we have the brown fur, grey fur, white fur system as ranks do you promise to obey the ranking system and all ranks above you?

 

39: If a superior officer were to break wind and you saw his/her tail move what would you do?

 

40: We ask everyone uses their own equipment so its not a requirement for you to own anything are you cool with that?

 

41: Should you choose to buy anything for yourself we do suggest stuff once in a blue moon are you cool with that?

 

42: We do allow marijuana use are u cool with that?

 

43: What Xantherian political house do you choose the Neko, the Inu, or the Loba?

 

44: Do you wish to join any militaraz sports teams(the main sport being paintball)?

 

45: Do you want to join a historic unit or a modern unit?

 

46: What skills u got u know carpentry masonry what r u good at?

 

47: Have you considered model rocketry as a hobby if so do you want to join Artic Wolf Unit Model Rocketry Corps(we do not allow modifications to rockets that do not come in the approved model kit)?

 

48:Do you promise to respect obey uphold dignify honor and cherish all Xantherian Law and all Xantherian officers from every office in Xanthera?

 

49: That's all folks